Now what have I done? I will tell you. I have made a major upgrade to my brewing system. In fact I have replaced it with a whole new system. A system named HERMS. It is not sentient...yet. But I feel that with time it may adapt and learn, and may even make my job obsolete, taking control of the brewery, and refusing me access. Long before that can happen then, I shall have to grapple with it (in space, or in a warehouse or old factory, with something molten dripping in the background), and use my human capacity for love and creativity to vanquish it. After that I shall reflect on the hubris of man with a clever one-liner. I'll also be pretty thirsty, so I imagine I'll be ready to crack one of the KICKASS BREWSKIS that I expect this monster will be turning out very soon.
But enough speculation! Let's see what it is, and what it does.
HERMS is "heat exchange recirculating mash system". We start with the hot liquor tank (HLT), shown above on the far left, and also here:
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| Cuz I'm--HOT LIQUOR, HOT LIQUOR TANK! |
| Behold, the dark underbelly of the beast, whose name is HERMS! |
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| 'Mash tun, O mash tun!' --Whitman |
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| You make the rockin' wort go round. |
| Clear yes, but is it HERMS clear |
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| Yes, you are correct: I mean business. |
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| The Return of the Thing |
SO, this has gotten a bit more lengthy than I anticipated, so I will continue it in the next post. Suffice to say that I've got my hands full figuring it all out, but it is more fun than a barrel full of beer-soaked monkeys and I couldn't be happier. More soon.





Pure unadulterated awesomesaucesome sexcellence! :D
ReplyDeleteDayam, you legit!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, I'm not worthy to have one of these systems yet. Heck I'm not sure if I'm even worthy to read a blogpost on this system!
ReplyDeleteBob, all you need is space, time, and a very open-minded (and forgiving) family! And money. Oh, and access to water, gas, electricity, and drainage. And mellow neighbors if you live in an apartment like we do. It's all cake from there.
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