| Sentience in T-minus "right now" mofos |
When we left off we were boiling some grain juice, which we were calling 'sweet wort' which now that we're boiling it and adding hops to it we will just call 'wort' (not pronounced like those disgusting things all over your feet, but like "WERT"--it's German, that's all I know). That goes on for an hour or an hour and a half, during which time many chemical reactions take place, primary among which is the isomerization of alpha acids in the hops.
Q: WTF? You trying to blind me with science here, Dr. Zeno?
That just means that the longer they boil, basically, the more bitterness is extracted from the oils in the hops. The shorter, the less, and the more residual flavor and amazing aroma-ness is left over for the final beer. So we chuck in various amounts of hops at different points in the 60-minute (or more) boil, depending on what the style calls for, to get varying degrees of bitterness (to balance the malt sweetness), and flavor and aroma. But dammit, just go read How to Brew if you want to know more about this. I'm trying to brag about my new system here.
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| You didn't need that kidney anyway, Mr. Roboto |
You run the post-boil wort from the BK through the pump, and verrrrry sloooowly through the plate chiller. That little guy is constructed of a series of corrugated stainless steel plates. Every other plate will get filled up with boiling hot wort. The remaining interleaved ones will have cold water running through in the opposite direction. The two never actually touch each other.
You run a trickle of the boiling wort through, while opening up the water full bore from the other end; the hot, slow moving wort comes in contact with the fast moving cold water, and by the time it winds itself out the other end of the PC, the wort is cool enough to pitch the yeast. I haven't actually brewed on my system yet, but 5 gallons (19 liters) of wort should be wrapped up in around 20 minutes. Maybe more in summer.
Q: So what happens to all the waste water, you dirty Mother Earth Raper?
I'm really concerned about this. No doubt about it: brewing beer uses a gang of water. I make every effort to salvage as much as I can, and end up dumping very little down the drain without it first being used for something else, mostly washing.
The waste water from the chill gets routed from the PC back into the bath-tub. From there we pump it into our washing machine when we do the laundry. My former system provided about two loads worth of wash water. We'll see if HERMy will do better than that.
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| I will do much, much better than that. |
You probably have noticed little blue cords and/or yellow plug thingies sticking out of various things in some of the pictures so far. That is because you are an astute, attentive, and attractive person. If you didn't notice these things, go back to the beginning and try to pay more attention.
The blue cords and yellow doohickies are connected to thermistors, which connect to the control box, seen here:
| All your base are belong to us. |
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| Schpigotz |
Altogether there are five separate temperature points in the system. You can see them if you click on the picture of the control panel.
The other cool thing about the control panel is the AC outlets. This is a nice feature, and it makes me even more full of gratitude to the man who built this system.
For privacy's sake, I won't say his name, but I will say that he's a great guy, who built this system himself, piece by piece. He only sold it to me because he'd hit on hard times, and I know how difficult it must have been to let it go. So I am extra obligated to him to use the system to brew lots of great beer. Here's to you, man! You will get some of the first good yield I get from it.
Video action in the next post.



Inane comments: pitching the yeast sounds like a feminine hygiene problem.
ReplyDeleteThermidor will be the villain in the next Transformers movie.
You should totally call the Mash, "4077th".
Uninane comment: You have a knack for explaining a complicated process in such a way that it almost sounds interesting. Good job!
Thanks Mr. Jones,
DeleteIt's a little complex, but not that complicated.
Sorry Thermistor!
ReplyDeleteYou've scorched your last muffin, Thermistor! Now prepare to meet Chill-zilla!
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